SUNDAY 1 APRIL: Now, if you've not heard of this lot where the fuck have you been?! No seriously, what are you, a fucking agoraphobic? Stop sitting at home watching Eastenders (it's shit now - bring back Zoe Slater), stop pretending you’re not terrified of wide open spaces and start celebrating the resurrection of Jesus in the way the beardy one would have wanted - by getting messy to one of the greatest live acts in the UK!

Never practising, never recording and certainly never handing anything over to a record label, for The Bays, 'performance is the product'. So for a whole day Koko will be overrun by some of the finest faces in electronic music, churning out superb performances and DJ sets galore.

Having organised the event themselves, The Bays themselves will of course be performing, but will be joined by some of their highly talented friends including Tom Middleton’s live project AMBA, Max Richter, Jon Hopkins, John Metcalfe and Digitonal. DJ sets will be provided by the fantastic Plaid, Mixmaster Morris, AJ, Nick Luscombe, Ben Eshmade and Big Chill founder Pete Lawrence. So that’s several floors and ten hours worth of cutting edge music - if that doesn’t get you out the house then you better bosh some anti-depressants, because I certainly can’t help you.