Because those nasty fag fumes won’t ever escape from this protective shelter! Perfect for erection in your garden or back room, you can banish pesky smokers – house guests, husbands etc – to this transparent cell where you can watch them shorten their lives from a perfectly safe distance.
Now you’re nice and high and you’ve had more than enough to eat, set about bending your mind through your eyes! Spanning optical teasers from sources as exotic as 16th century Islam and incorporating a pull-out tray, a moiré screen, a zoetrope drum, a Mylar mirror and a flip-book, this is the perfect peep show for tokers and or those who are just bored of tits and arse. ‘Eye Magic: A World Of Optical Puzzles,’ £12.95
tags: | eye magic a world of optical puzzles | pull out tray | moire screen | zoetrope drum | mylar mirror | flip book
Some berry to love
‘We will choc you!’ was Queen guitarist Brian May’s message to fans on the eve of this new Ben & Jerry’s flavour, Bohemian Raspberry. Raspberry swirls and chocolate hunks coarse through thick vanilla ice cream like so many harmonies on that anthemic track. With more musically inspired tubs in store – stand by for the Tina Turner inspired What’s Fudge Got To Do With It – it looks like these boys are right on the button! 500ml tubs are available from stores nationwide, RRP £3.79, with funds going towards global Aids charity the Mercury Phoenix Trust.
tags: | ben and jerry | bohemian raspberry | aids charity | mercury phoenix trust
Come on then if you think you’re hard enough!
Test your strength from the comfort of your sofa with these spicy-good snacks.
Justify those extra bevvies with these tongue-torching treats, loaded with the hottest pepper in all of the land, the abanero.
Fair enough, you’ve got a killer munch on that just won’t quit, but for Trebor’s sake stop stealing it from the children! Get poetic with a saccharine alphabet, pluck the juiciest cherries from the treat tree, rewrite schoolyard trauma with flying saucers…. Whatever, you heard it here first, E numbers are the new E-crash and burn with a tad more grace and save your cranium while you’re at it. Pick n mix like a cheap whore – sugar free varieties available – at http://www.handycandy.co.uk/
Lined with Kevlar - the same material our army are wearing out in Iraq – this hoodie is designed to have an ultra high cut resistance. ‘Protection’ is the watchword for Bladerunner, the Romford based company supplying these stab-proof bad boys for £65. While wearers find them practical for certain sports – dodgebullet, anyone? – worryingly enough there’s also talk of introducing the hoodies into school uniform. To watch a demo head to www.youtube.com/watch?v=dilzmBH8ZV0
